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Funny Hot/Cold Shower Curtain - 3rd Degree Burns - Antarctica
$59.99
Funny Shower Quote: “I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica”. Turn a daily routine into a moment of dry humor with this durable, easy-care shower curtain. The crisp white backdrop puts a witty, slightly snarky line front and center, paired with a small flame-and-ice graphic that underscores the joke. It hangs with twelve standard buttonholes for hook placement and dries quickly thanks to its sturdy polyester weave. This curtain brings a lighthearted, conversational vibe to bathrooms where guests linger over coffee and conversation—or where someone needs a laugh before the day begins.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester fabric that resists wrinkles and dries quickly
- Twelve reinforced buttonholes for easy hook placement
- One-sided print with crisp, high-contrast lettering and graphic
- Hooks not included; fits standard shower setups
- Pre-constructed sizing with possible variance of +/- 2"
Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
| 71" × 74" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 70.98 |
| Height, in | 74.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.